The people have spoken (er, voted) and the funniest line in P&P95 is...
"An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr Collins... and I will never see you again if you do."
~Mr. Bennet, episode 2
Hip hip hooray and a big thank-you to everyone who voted!